
| Population | 42.802 billion |
| Capital | Johnsonia |
| Leader | Emperor Johnson I |
| Currency | standard credit |
| Animal | pig |
The Alliance of Ten Empires is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Johnson I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 42.802 billion Ten Empiresians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johnsonia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Ten Empiresian economy, worth an astonishing 13,248 trillion standard credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 309,534 standard credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ten Empires's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Ten Empires is ranked 325,288th in the world and 2nd in Havenshire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.63 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
Endorsements Received: None.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution.
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, embarrassed police officers wear spandex and carry net guns.
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Emperor Johnson I's wardrobe.
- : Following new legislation in
Ten Empires, the government's economic policy can be summed up as "Abort, Retry, Fail?".
























































